Total Medals Earned: 1,018 (From 181 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,100 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/10 points)
Lose the game
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 7/19 (240/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Good job!
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
...or pigs... or whatever you have.
Launch a blue shell.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (25/25 points)
You kill kayne with dababy
Medals Earned: 12/20 (100/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 7/25 (35/425 points)
Kill the turkey with a sniper rifle.
Kill the turkey with a pistol.
Kill the turkey with a shotgun.
Kill the turkey with a rocket launcher
Kill the turkey with an SMG.
Smite the Turkey with the wrath of God.
Kill the turkey by snapping his neck.
Kill the turkey with an assault rifle.
Kill the turkey with a new ray gun from the future.
Kill the turkey with a baseball bat.
Kill the turkey with a grenade.
His soul is yours!
Kill the turkey with a crossbow.
Kill the turkey with a machine gun.
Kill the turkey with an axe.
That's a bit excessive, don't you think?
Cry some more.
What the hell were you thinking?! You're supposed to kill the turkey, not yourself!
Kill the turkey with a flamethrower.
Who made this game? PETA?
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/240 points)
Clear round 1.
Clear round 10.
Clear round 25.
Clear round 50.
Earn 50,000 points.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Buy your first costume.
Get every costume.
Open fire!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 10/15 (540/840 points)
Beat Level 1.
Beat Level 2.
Beat Level 3.
Beat Level 4.
Beat Level 5.
Beat Level 6.
Find the second Hairold Coin.
Find the forth Hairold Coin.
Beat a level without harming the princess at the end.
Find the first Hairold Coin.
Find the third Hairold Coin.
Find the fifth Hairold Coin.
Find the sixth Hairold Coin.
Getting a highscore higher than the average of all the devs scores combined, that being $210,251!